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[Murphy's Law Of Love]
Episode 1
Have you heard of Murphy's law?
It's one of the three major theories discovered in the twentieth century.
It's made a strong impact on the way that people live.
Especially for me.
How should I put this?
Let me start with the night
when my dad turned off the bedroom light.
[Love's Protection]
Even though my mom didn't want another baby
she got pregnant by accident.
He thought he was going to have a son
but they ended up having me instead.
From that moment on
in everything that happened in my life
no matter how I tried to evaluate, analyze, or make choices
I learned one thing.
Anything that can go wrong, will go wrong.
Murphy's law continued to haunt me until now.
So what you mean is, even though you don't love her
you're still going to marry her because she's rich
no matter how painful it is for you?
Xiao Tong.
Trust me.
I've tried to resist.
But my parents have already made up their minds.
I'm so sorry.
I get it.
So that's it?
You don't have to apologize to me.
After all, there's no right or wrong when it comes to love.
Xiao Tong, don't say that.
It's just like this fine bottle of Krug champagne from France.
It will only taste nice if drank from this exquisite, handcrafted crystal glass.
It'd never go with an ordinary water glass like me, right?
I'm sorry.
That's okay.
I'm fine.
You can go first if you're busy.
Okay.
[Murphy's Law Number One]
[If there's a possibility of several things going wrong]
[the one that will cause the most damage is the one that will go wrong.]
But it tastes just the same.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Don't cry...
That should do.
Jia Wei.
It's all ready to go, bro.
Mission completed.
We've already done everything we can to help.
The rest is up to you now.
- Good luck. - Will do.
Good luck.
What are you doing standing there?
- Are you kicking us out? - Yeah, I'm the one who'll be proposing.
- Go away. - Good luck...
- We'll wait for the good news. - Okay.
Good luck. You can do it.
Polo.
Make sure you help me today.
Wish me luck, okay?
This is the ring that I've prepared for Zhi Yu.
Isn't it pretty?
You can eat it.
Here she comes...
Hi, Jia Wei, sorry I'm running late.
I'll be there soon, bye.
[Congratulations, Mrs. Ji.]
[I look forward to your grand wedding.]
[You must have loved the fireworks for your proposal.]
[Show us your photos. I can't wait to laugh at Jia Wei.]
Are you here yet?
I can't make it tonight.
I already told you...
that I don't want to get married just yet.
You already know?
Are you proposing to me because of what they said in the magazine?
Then are you rejecting me because of what they said in the magazine?
Baby, that movie role is very important to me.
Why can't you give me another year?
So what you mean is...
work is still more important than anything else, right?
I didn't mean to make it difficult for you.
It's just that I don't want the past four years of our lives
as well as our plans for the future to become just a fantasy.
Please don't force me to make a decision now, okay?
Let me think about it.
That's all for now, bye.
Jia Wei, wait for me.
Mom, I'm going to do just as you said.
So can you please stop bothering Xiao Tong?
[He Zhi Yu's Night Out with Hollywood Director]
Does it mean the future that we dreamed about
will never come true?
I even thought that you were going to propose to me
and give me a beautiful ring.
But you just kept saying 'sorry' instead.
If I hadn't imagined a future at all
perhaps nothing would have gone wrong.
Dear God.
You must be kidding me.
Why would someone give away such a beautiful ring?
And yet no matter how much I wanted one, I still didn't get one.
Why?
Why can rich people buy love with money
while poor people deserve to be sacrificed?
Why?
From this moment on, you rich people better stay away from me.
[One Year Later]
- Miss Guan called... - Sorry, it's my cab.
Hello. I thought you said six minutes.
It's already been ten minutes.
Forget it, just cancel my cab.
That's okay.
I've battled with Murphy's Law for the past 30 years with blood and tears
yet God has continued to challenge my wisdom and patience.
[Taipei Bus Update]
Two minutes.
I'm sorry...
In order to overcome such challenges
I've trained myself to guard and fight against fate
with my very own anti-Murphy tactics.
[Vacant Cab]
Hello?
Guan Xiao Tong, where are you?
Boss just told us that we'll be having the meeting early.
I'm just another bus stop away.
What's wrong?
Boss said he wants to see our report now.
What should we do?
Don't worry, I've already finished it.
I'll email it to you soon.
See you soon, bye.
[Murphy's Law Number Two]
[It never rains when you bring an umbrella]
[yet it pours whenever you don't bring one.]
Xin Xin, I just emailed it to you.
Take a look at your inbox.
Let me know if you receive it.
Is something wrong?
Xin Xin, I just emailed it to you.
Have a look in your inbox.
Let me know if you receive it.
Is something wrong?
What do you think?
Then why didn't you dodge?
I would have dodged if you weren't standing here blocking my view.
Did you have to hide behind me?
You're the one who buried your head in your phone.
I only took a step back.
You're the one who kept shaking your umbrella
and splashing water all over my face.
Don't you think you're responsible for it?
Fine.
In that case...
I'll pay for your...
I'll pay for your dry cleaning.
Excuse me, what's the matter with you?
Nothing.
Then why are you following me?
So you mean everyone who's walking on this street
is following you?
Renew Agency of Divorce?
What does it actually do?
Guan Xiao Tong, ever since senior year of high school
have ever stayed dry on a rainy day?
Can't you even try to surprise us every now and then?
- Thank you. - How did you get wet?
Look how bright and sunny it is here.
Where are my sunglasses?
I've brought an umbrella for the last 27 days but it just had to rain today.
This Murphy's spirit is exactly the meaning of my existence.
We know...
But you should still look after yourself.
- Go get changed before you catch a cold. - Yeah.
Don't worry, I haven't had a cold for the last three years.
How would I get sick so easily?
God must have heard you.
Guan Xiao Tong, you really shouldn't have jinxed yourself.
I know I'll never defeat God.
But I can surely defeat my virus.
I haven't been sick for three years, but I'm still very prepared.
I drink this first, and then take this after an hour.
It'll definitely kill the virus.
Has it expired yet?
Don't worry, I always update my stock.
Stir it, you idiot.
Did you notice the divorce agency that opened across the road?
Yeah, what do they do?
Who cares?
They opened a divorce agency right across from our matchmaking agency.
- How ironic is that. - Exactly.
We're here to match people up, but they want to break them up.
Just the word 'divorce' is such bad luck for us.
I can't wait to see Boss' face after she finds out.
- Balance. - Balance.
We're late for our meeting. Hurry.
Meeting? Who decided to move our meeting forward?
Perhaps it's because we matched our 1,000th couple today.
That's why she wants to celebrate with us.
Why do I feel a little weird about this?
I was so worried you'd say that.
Even if you had stopped her mouth, you couldn't have stopped her Murphy's life.
She's coming, get ready for it.
- Our 1,000th couple... - Successfully matched up.
We did it...
Congratulations, Boss.
Huge congratulations, Boss.
Boss, here's our report on matching our 1,000th couple.
- Please have a look... - Firstly, I'd like to thank everyone.
We wouldn't have achieved our 1,000th couple target without your efforts.
But do you realize what it also means?
It means they'll no longer be our members
which means they'll no longer be paying their membership fees.
Boss, so what you're saying is
our rate of finding new members
isn't keeping up with the rate of losing old members, right?
Exactly.
So we only have one minute to celebrate.
Then we'll have to start looking for new members.
Old members leave, find new members...
Balance...
Did she repeat it three times to emphasize its importance?
I can't believe you can still joke right now.
Look at our top couple.
How long have they been up there?
They've probably become parents already.
What... are you guys doing?
She said it three times again.
Boss, we'll give you our new hot couple proposal by the end of this month.
I'm sure we can refresh the look of our hot couple wall.
Very good.
There are only a few more days until the end of this month.
So you'd better show me the proposal soon.
Sure, not a problem.
Boss certainly has a different way of thinking.
Balance...
If it wasn't for Dr. Love's quick wit
I guess we probably wouldn't be sitting here having dinner now.
You know what?
I really think my Murphy's radar has perfect accuracy.
No matter what happens, it never fails.
It always detects trouble.
All in all, we can never avoid trouble.
Xiao Tong, although I don't know Murphy that well
but his theory is so accurate that it's spooky.
That's why when God forgets to leave a window open for me.
After He closes my door, I can only push open the ceiling myself.
Always have a plan B in your life.
It's the core principle of my anti-Murphy tactics.
We know you're the queen of plan B.
What are you doing?
I thought we said no one's allowed to use the phone when we're eating.
Exactly.
The loser will have to pay the check.
- You lose. - I'm only doing this for your sake.
What?
[Simon]
Have you forgotten that we must find a new hot couple by the end of this month?
Relax.
It was my idea, so of course I have a plan B.
That quick?
You must have magical powers.
Let me see where you hide your magic.
- Over here? - Lift up your arms.
It's not magic, I only have a plan B.
It's right here.
All right, let's keep eating.
Alan, this sashimi's really fresh.
Have some.
That's weird.
How could I have gotten the stomach flu from walking in the rain?
Or was it because I ate too much today?
Who's there?
Sis?
What are you doing here?
Divorce? Why?
What else?
I got home too early
and that girl left too late.
So he had an affair?
I thought you guys had only been married for a year.
How could that have happened?
I just couldn't keep him under control
and he couldn't control himself either.
Sis.
You've always been such a smart person.
But how come you've lost all sense of judgment when it comes to love?
Mom's not feeling too well lately.
So don't tell Mom and Dad just yet.
I know.
See?
I told you that rich people aren't reliable.
Since you're not a materialistic girl
why did you have to marry a rich and handsome guy?
Also, if you keep setting such high standards for your life
you'll eventually suffocate yourself, you know that?
- Guan Xiao Tong. - What?
You always say rich and handsome guys aren't reliable.
But think about this.
Do you honestly think that all rich people can't be trusted
or is it because of what happened with Kevin before?
I admit what happened with Kevin had a huge impact on me.
But it's just another typical incident in my Murphy's life.
That's not the point.
This is about you.
Just consider it as buying yourself an experience with time.
After all, a year's time wasn't all that long anyway.
Yeah, it's not that bad.
At least things didn't turn ugly between us.
It's not that big a regret anyway.
He's organized a divorce party for us.
Divorce party?
Cheers!
On the first day of our divorce agency's expansion
we've already got our first case.
Jia Wei, good on you.
As your old classmate, I must be honest with you.
Why would you want to work so hard
when you have such a rich dad who gives you an easy and comfortable life?
So long as it's something I want to do, I don't mind at all.
You see, whenever you watch the news nowadays
it's either about murders or suicides.
In such a negative atmosphere
not only can our agency keep making money
but we can also promote a positive way of thinking.
Also, a peaceful divorce
can create a bit more space for both people's futures, right?
Jia Wei's right.
We're just giving two unsuitable people a peaceful ending.
Why have another enemy when you can have a friend?
It's such a meaningful job.
Let me tell you.
Bad fate is like playing a game of mahjong.
No matter how bad a hand you have
all you have to do is end the game as soon as possible.
If you don't, you'll definitely be the biggest loser.
Jia Wei.
You're so smart.
You actually earned yourself fame from your breakup with Zhi Yu.
A year ago, if she hadn't...
left without saying goodbye
then you wouldn't have had the inspiration
to open up a divorce agency.
Who hit me? Who?
You idiot.
Let's talk about our marriage later.
Why can't you give me another year?
I'm so drunk that I don't even know what I'm saying.
Jia Wei, let's not talk about that anymore.
Here, let's drink.
- Yeah, cheers! - Come on, Jia Wei, let's drink.
Good job.
[Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing's Divorce Party]
The end of a marriage can often be the beginning of another great friendship.
Their past sweet memories together
will be the best foundation for such a friendship.
Sis, sorry I'm late.
Sis.
Don't worry. I'm fine.
Since it's a farewell
somebody has to shed a few tears, right?
Here's the most important part of our divorce party.
Please put your hands together for our ex-couple.
Mr. Guo Jia Cheng and Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
Congratulations.
You can do it.
We all know that in order to say goodbye to a marriage
it takes both wisdom as well as courage.
The two people standing here right now are the perfect ex-couple.
They have both the wisdom and the courage.
Let's thank the two of them
and wish them happiness in their futures.
Before they actually break their wedding vows
let's ask them to apologize to one another
for the imperfectness in their marriage.
This is also a chance for them to leave their past mistakes behind
and put an end to the pain that they've caused one another.
Why should I apologize?
As you all know, I've always been very good to her.
So I don't have any regrets at all.
We don't owe each other anything.
I should thank you instead.
Although we were only married for a year
I've become a lot more mature.
All right, let's congratulate them for finally ending their marriage
and welcoming a brand new life.
Congratulations.
I'm going for a walk outside.
Come on, let's drink, cheers.
Mr. Ji.
Mr. Fu.
What a coincidence. Were you invited to the party as well?
Hello, Miss He.
Ever since you gave us such a warm divorce party last time
I thought I'd never get back together with her again
and we'd go our separate ways.
However
it made me realize how important she is to me.
That's why we decided
to get back together.
I'm glad to hear that you've learned
to treasure what you've lost and found again.
That's why we must thank you.
Ever since our peaceful divorce
you still often asked us out to have dinner together.
Otherwise, we probably wouldn't have seen each other again
let alone get back together.
Now I finally realize
the purpose of a peaceful breakup is to prepare people for a new beginning.
No wonder your agency's called
Renew Agency of Divorce.
Anyway, congratulations.
- See you next time. - Okay.
Have a seat.
You again?
Same to you.
What are you doing here?
Are you the ex-bride's family?
- Her friend? - It's none of your business.
Judging from your anger
you must be her family.
What about you? Why are you here?
You must be my brother-in-law's friend.
You're certainly birds of a feather.
Such self-centered and arrogant rich guys.
Did you just finish crying?
It's none of your business.
I simply reckon that a divorce party
is a chance for two unsuitable people to find a new direction in life.
We should be happy for them.
Why get so upset?
You're right.
But do you think the people in there really came to wish them well?
I reckon rich guys like you are only here to show off and humiliate them.
Isn't that the price for being Cinderella?
Rich people like you only know how to cause pain for others.
That's why you'll never understand
how painful it really is for the person who gets dumped
despite how carefree she pretends to be.
Do you get it?
Perhaps in your perspective
my sister's not good enough for him.
But the love that she gave him
isn't something that can be measured with money.
Do you really think she can forget everything
just because you gave her a perfect ending?
The final part of our divorce party is a charity auction.
Our ex-couple has decided to put their memorable items up for auction.
All profits made from the auction will be donated to charity.
Our first auction item
is a watch that Mr. Guo Jia Cheng gave to Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
This diamond watch was their first anniversary present.
It's very elegant and valuable.
The fact that it's a limited edition further enhances its value.
- The starting price is a million dollars. - It's really expensive.
- 1.1 million! - 1.1 million dollars.
The divorce party alone is a ridiculous idea.
I can't believe they also organized an auction.
Why did I even tell him that true love is priceless
and that love can't be measured with money?
That's okay, what your brother-in-law did was right.
Brother-in-law?
You mean ex-brother-in-law.
The sight of these things will only make me sad anyway.
- Why not give them to charity, right? - 1.8 million dollars going twice.
Charity?
- 1.8 million dollars... - 1.88 million.
This gentleman's offered 1.88 million.
Any other higher offers?
1.88 million dollars going once.
1.88 million dollars going twice.
1.88 million dollars, sold.
Congratulations, sir.
Our second item to be auctioned off
is a brooch donated by Miss Guan Xiao Qing.
As you can see, it has a strong vintage touch to it.
It could easily qualify as a valuable antique.
Please make your offer for the brooch...
Isn't this the brooch that Mom gave you for your wedding?
What's it doing here?
Since my marriage failed
what's the point of keeping my wedding presents?
But it symbolizes the good wish that Mom gave you.
It's also your only dowry.
How can you put something so valuable to you up for auction?
The starting price is 100,000 dollars. Any offers?
100,000 dollars?
Does anyone want to show your charity by buying this brooch?
It's only 100,000 dollars. Any offers?
Look at these rich people.
It's already cruel to make you put your memories up for auction.
But they don't care at all.
I'm sure Mom would get so upset if she found out.
- 200,000 dollars. - 200,000...
This tasteful gentleman has offered 200,000 dollars.
Is there a higher offer?
200,000 dollars going once.
200,000 dollars going twice.
200,000 dollars, sold.
Congratulations, sir.
Excuse me.
Can I help you with something?
Excuse me, I was wondering
if you can tell me how I can contact the person who bought the brooch.
Actually, he gave me his card before but I can't find it now, so...
I'm sorry, but we can't disclose any information about our guests.
I see.
But all I want is to...
How about this?
Leave me your details, and I'll pass them on to him.
Can you do that?
Okay.
I'll give you my card.
Please give it to him for me.
It's not really that difficult...
to say a proper goodbye.
Right?
Bro, here you are.
A girl was looking for you.
She wanted to ask you about the brooch.
Bro, tell me.
Why did you buy something nobody wanted?
Didn't you notice how embarrassing the situation was?
You can be the host next time.
As the organizer, of course we had to do something.
But we're talking about 200,000 dollars.
I had my reasons for it.
Since it attracted your attention
I'm sure it has a great potential to increase in value.
That's weird.
I can't see any potential for it to increase in value at all.
Is there an unspeakable reason?
That's enough.
Unlike you, our lives aren't just about chasing after girls.
- They usually chase after me. - Impossible.
Let me smack your mouth.
You can be the host next time.
But I did a great job at looking after the event.
My friend organized a celebration party for me.
I have to go now.
Sis, are you sure?
That means you'll have to keep pretending to be happy.
You shouldn't do this to yourself.
Perhaps I'll get used to my acting and really believe that I'm happy.
Sis, don't force yourself to do this.
Don't worry.
Cheer up.
I'm going.
Thank you.
I'm sorry that I had to put Mom's brooch up for auction.
That's okay, Sis.
Let's pretend that Mom's donated 200,000 dollars today.
I'm sure she'd be very happy about it as well.
What are you doing here?
You didn't follow me all the way here, did you?
It's the second time that you've asked me this question.
Guan Xiao Tong, you're the one who wanted to see me.
Since I didn't want to waste money on calling you
I thought I might as well talk to you face to face.
I don't get it.
If you're willing to spend 200,000 dollars on that brooch
why would you have walked so far because you didn't want to call me?
I didn't expect you to walk so far in your high-heels.
I...
Forget it.
I actually want to talk to you about a personal matter.
Perhaps you only wanted to show off
instead of being 'charitable' by spending 200,000 dollars on that brooch.
But that brooch is very important to me.
So I was wondering if I can buy it back from you by paying installments.
Although I...
I didn't buy that brooch because I was being charitable
but it wasn't because I wanted to show off.
Then why?
In such an event
when something like that's been put up for auction
if I had not offered to buy it
you guys would have been so embarrassed.
Hey.
That's certainly a very outrageous way of saving us from embarrassment.
But I'm sorry.
I don't believe that someone would spend 200,000 dollars to save our embarrassment.
Also, I could have bought it back for just 100,000 dollars.
If you want it, then take it back.
I don't really want to keep
such a piece of trash anyway.
No, look after it for me.
I'll try my best to save up the money to buy it back from you.
- Thank you. - Hey...
[Heartbreak Anniversary]
Forget it.
Stop thinking about it.
Just the thought of him makes me want to beat him up.
Guan Xiao Tong.
You're a professional psychiatrist.
Forget about him...
Just forget his annoying face.
Hello?
Guan Xiao Tong.
Why aren't you picking up your phone?
But my phone didn't ring at all.
Wait, let me look for it.
You didn't lose it, did you?
No.
That's weird. This happens all the time.
I can never find it when I need it.
But it'll suddenly come out of nowhere once I no longer need it.
Don't try to use Murphy's law as an excuse for your forgetfulness.
No, I'm not.
CEO of Renew Agency of Divorce?
The number you've dialed is being diverted...
How come the other person never picks up every time I lose my cell phone?
[I Meet You Online Matchmaking Agency]
- What? - What?
That's right, that arrogant guy who keeps aggravating me
is the CEO of the agency from across the road.
So is he good-looking or not?
It's not about his looks.
So does he have a good body?
That's not the point either.
The point is once he gets near me
my Murphy index will skyrocket to a dangerously high level.
But it must have been fate that brought you together.
The wrong fate.
But you've bumped into each other so many times already.
- Yeah. - That's because he's like Annabelle.
Haunting me like a ghost.
No way.
He's such a bully.
If it wasn't for him, I wouldn't have lost my phone.
So obviously we're destined to be archenemies.
Does he know you're just across the road from him?
Based on your close proximity
I'm sure you'll be bumping into your archenemy quite often.
Knock on wood! Don't say that.
I hope he'll never appear in front of my face ever again.
Really?
Based on your close proximity
I'm sure you'll be bumping into your archenemy quite often.
Knock on wood! Don't say that.
I hope he'll never appear in front of my face ever again.
Really?
Xiao Tong.
He's not that Annabelle, is he?
He's not just good-looking, he's absolutely charming.
- My phone. - What are you doing?
Prince Charming.
Come over here.
Why have you got my phone?
- You should ask yourself instead. - Me? You tell me.
Hey.
Are you forgetting to say something?
Say what?
Thank you.
Thanks.
Hey.
What's a Heartbreak Anniversary?
You actually looked through my phone?
Hang on, but I set a password.
Why would I do that?
Your notification popped up automatically.
Hey.
So what does it actually mean?
Did you break up a year ago?
Hey.
Can you not talk about someone's personal matters in such a place?
It's none of your business.
Just let it go.
Breakups should be happy.
I didn't know you back then
but if you're ever in need in the future
please contact our divorce agency.
I'll definitely provide you with a professional and cheerful breakup.
Oh yeah.
Just for you...
I'll definitely give you a discount.
You've got one already, right?
Hey.
[I'm sorry, but I really did love you.]
From my perspective as Dr. Love
there's no such thing as being destined to be single
unless you choose to stop looking for love.
If you have the courage to pursue love
then you will definitely find that very special someone.
- Is that okay? - Okay.
- Thanks. - Thank you...
It only took you one take.
Perhaps I should ask you to be our show's guest speaker.
I just didn't want to let you down.
I was so nervous that I stayed up memorizing my lines last night.
Okay, since we're done, I'm going.
- Okay. - Thanks, bye.
- Thank you, bye. - Drive safely.
Make sure you edit it nicely.
Xiao Tong.
Your interview on 4G great men was absolutely incredible.
It was so interesting.
If Boss Mei Zhen had seen it, she would definitely say...
'Well done, Xiao Tong.'
'That's what I call balance...'
Listen, you're our only hope for making Boss Mei Zhen happy.
So you must do your best at our love seminar tomorrow
and try to get as many members as you possibly can.
Don't worry, in preparing for the seminar
I've already practiced my speech many times.
- I'll definitely give it my best shot. - You're amazing.
- Want to practice again? - No, I'll be fine.
Good luck.
An Ting, please photocopy this for me.
- Sure. - Thanks.
May I?
Just leave the rest with us.
Thanks for your help.
Thank you.
This way, please.
Thank you, please come with me.
Polo, you must have waited for so long.
Are you hungry?
Why don't we go for a walk and find something to eat?
Sorry to have kept you waiting.
Here, give me a kiss.
Basically, after you confirm these items
- it should be okay. - Okay.
Why are you laughing so loud during office hours?
Nothing, my wife said she prepared oysters for dinner.
But you had a different screen up just now.
No, don't...
- What are you doing during office hours? - Jia Wei.
'Perfect Love-Hunting Seminar.'
Dr. Love, Guan Xiao Tong?
Where did you get this?
My friend's boyfriend's girlfriend gave it to me.
- His friend's boyfriend's girlfriend. - Boyfriend's girlfriend.
- Isn't that your friend? - Exactly.
No...
My friend asked me to help because she wants a big attendance.
Big attendance?
Seminars like this only want to gather a group of losers
and teach them meaningless theories
and yell out useless slogans.
Only idiots would go.
Just get back to work, okay?
[Let me simplify love for you]
A lot of people have said this seminar really works.
It'll be such a lifesaver.
Its tickets were sold out in a flash.
We're so lucky.
- Did you bring a notebook? - I even brought a voice recorder.
Tell me.
How did you manage to trick Jia Wei into coming?
In order to know our enemy better
of course we must ask our general to come, right?
Bro, have a seat.
Sit down.
Relax.
Coffee.
- So who's Xin Xin? - Jia Wei's here.
So many people.
Xiao Tong, I didn't know you're that popular.
I'm so nervous.
Don't be nervous, good luck.
Xiao Tong, isn't that Annabelle?
What's he doing here?
Oh God, not again.
- What's he doing here? - Who knows?
Our seminar's about to start.
So I'd like to ask everyone to be seated now.
Please put your hands together to welcome Dr. Love.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Hello, everyone. I'm Dr. Love, Guan Xiao Tong.
Thank you all for coming to our love seminar today.
The love-hunting tactics that we'll talk about today
is not simply a love guide that we want to sell to you.
More importantly
it's also a shortcut that'll lead you to true love.
Firstly, the things that women look for in a man
may not be the same as what they looked for before.
In the past, women have always wanted men who are tall, rich, and good-looking.
But such a perspective is now outdated.
Nowadays, what women look for is a 4G great man.
Lucky I have a 4G phone.
You must be all wondering what 4G stands for, right?
4G stands for Guts, Giver, Gentle, and Guarantee.
Now let me explain the full meaning of 4G.
Guts, meaning that a good man will never become your burden
and will always give you peace of mind.
Giver is a man who respects you.
He'll let you be yourself and make you feel very much at ease.
Gentle, meaning that a gentleman
will know the right time to show his gentle side
so that you'll feel his tenderness.
Tenderness!
As for Guarantee
it's the most basic quality that we look for in a man.
If he's a faithful person then you'll feel very secure.
So in short
for a woman, a good man will have the same qualities as a good apartment.
Very well-said.
What a great metaphor.
Are you here to get insider information or to make her your teacher?
Actually, it's very difficult to meet such 4G great men
in the world that we live in now.
Because there are just too many men who don't qualify.
Especially those self-centered people who do things without thinking about others.
Then why didn't you dodge?
Those who think they're better than everyone else
and always find excuses for their unreasonable behavior.
I don't really want to keep
such a piece of trash anyway.
The worst ones are
those male chauvinists who violate other people's privacy.
Thanks.
Hey.
What's a Heartbreak Anniversary?
Everyone, such men are the complete opposite of a 4G great man.
Women would never want to go out with such an NG man...
NG man.
What a low IQ love-hunting tactic.
Dr. Love.
Guan Xiao Tong.
Unit, tenth, hundredth, thousandth, ten thousandth, hundred thousandth.
Polo, there are so many ignorant people.
This roast lamb chop is exactly the same as on the internet.
I asked the chef to make it especially for you.
I hope you'll like it.
Such a man is so gentle.
He's at least worth 1G.
Since we broke up a year ago
why would I still love her?
You'll never get affected
by someone whom you no longer love.
I've totally forgotten her already.
If you can't accept the fact that you still love her
then it'll be difficult for me to help you find the courage to love again.
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